Dreams.

Weird ass dream.

Okay...

So it started out like a movie...sorta...with parts interspersed with me in it.

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The movie's premise was that this man, loved a woman in some small village in a forest type jungle area, he was then taken away and banished from the village for some reason I dont know. He then was put into some military thing where he somehow got transformed into a girl. This girl then trained, and stuff to become stronger to escape. When she escaped she was chased by dogs, but jumped up trees and hung on some sorta elastic band (sorta looked like those bracelets people have nowadays) while the dogs couldnt reach. She stayed there for a few days, then jumped down. Oh, did I mention that the actress who played her was Demi Moore? Yah, well it was.

OH YAH! There was something before that with Ed and my friend Keith that lives up the street from me...talking about a job or something...and some sorta dinner...and wanting me to go, and somehow Ed and Keith knew each other! ANYWAYS...back to the other part of the f-ed up dream.

So then I was randomly inserted into this movie and Demi Moore and I had a lot in common, minus the sex change thing. Whenever we dated someone, they would look similar and be equally as attractive, and whenever something kinda happened in her life, something would in mine. Then I kinda disappeared from there, and Demi Moore was going back to her home village in a disguise. She snuck in pretending to be the mayor of the village or something...and the guards approached her and she was scared, but her disguise worked and they talked to her about normal mayor stuff.

She went into the village and met up with the woman she loved, who seemed excited to see her. However, for some reason she turned into a hot black woman...and her name turned into Brendan! (hahaha, sorrie Brendan) She had the letters of her name across her upper chest and was wearing a low cut shirt so you could see it. Anyways, the story progressed to show that the woman loved the black woman who was formerly a man...but was also confused, and loved someone else that she met while Brendan was away. Oh wait, I forgot...I turned into that girl in the village...but I actually was me, so not a girl anymore...then my sister and I drove away in her SRT-4 to like montreal....hahahah

Next f-ed up part warped me to walking to Physical Geography class. I was rushing to class cause I was late (as per usual for that class) and I walked to the door and openned it and to my surprise, my old high school earth sci teacher came out! He was now teaching at the university and in my class with my current prof already. I went in and looked for Ricardo, but he wasnt there, so I tried to find a seat somewhere else. I put my stuff down and I realised I forgot something so I ran out, and came back in, and then I couldnt find my stuff and I thought someone was in the seat where I put my stuff, but then they directed me to my real seat. And a marked test was there, for some reason the person in that seat got it for me and put it at my seat. I was kinda shocked..so I kinda just smiled and said thanks. Then he continued to talk to me and hit on me. I could also feel that everyone was giving me a weird look of desire...and they for some strange reason, all wanted me. Just the people in the immediate circle around me, though they were complete strangers. It kinda felt good...but also very creepy. So then Aaron Buckstein comes by and starts talking to me and we're all surprised to see each other. I was more surprised to see him in Physical Geography course then anything else. Then class started (late as usual...thats why I go late~) And then for some reason...Aaron and his drama crew broke into song! I was really confused...but I did watch this one video online like...4 months ago where some kids did that in a university lecture. Anyways, yah, so they're singing, the lights go dark. Some girl beside me gives me a dirty look..and I kinda just smile and look away. Then for some reason (Insert J name) comes and starts stripping me and feeling me up! I was all like..."Woah! You cant be doing this here!" the girls all gave a strange jealous look but couldnt see fully cause I was covering up and stuff. J-name laughs and keeps going for a bit. I kinda push him off, not too hard cause I still kinda wanted it, but then I really pushed him off. He was like, okay, and kinda just sits back behind me. I put on my sweater which is thankfully long enough to cover passed my crotch, and the girl beside me gets mad and steals my notebooks and tries to leave. I stop her, and get them back and she gives them back reluctantly...seeming hurt. I was kinda like...uhh, sorrie, and I went back to my seat. By now the musical in class was still going on, and they tried to get people to go up and strip to their underwear and dance. People around me tried to coax me into going up...but I didnt cause I was still trying to put on my clothes!

Finally I left the class, and for some reason I was just wearing a towel because I either went swimming or took a shower. Then I was going back to my "res" which really looked like a hotel in a mall. I stopped by this cell phone place in the lobby, and almost bought one, but then I saw Gilbert, he was also in a towel. He was asking the lady at the lobby if he could use a garbage can beside him, she said yes. He threw some condoms and stuff in there, and I was like "Gil!!! What are you doing!?!? Bad Gil!!" and he was like "Whaaaaaaaaaat?" I kinda gave him a weird look and remembered that he was Gil, and that I should just let him do what he wants. So I walked away, and saw stupid ugly STD. She gave me a mean glare as she always does, and I was wearing a towel and figured she'd do something stupid like steal it so I tried to walk around fast without doing anything to her. She then kicked me and I was like..."What the hell!? You just kicked me?!" and she was like "You're such a liar, I never did anything like that!!!" then I said "Clearly you JUST did it! How are you so stupid!?" and she yells "I AM CALM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" to which I reply "You're not worth my time...get the hell away from me." and I move onto my room.

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So yah, thats my f-ed up dream...

posted by Bradimon @ 1:48 p.m.