Dreams.

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of
tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he figured that
the latest episode was just that, so he stayed put.

Suddenly, however, he filled his bed with diarrhea and was
embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of
composure, he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets,
and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed
on him. The drunk started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms
violently, in an attempt to free himself of the sheets. He ended up with
the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, staring down at the sheets, a
hospital Security guard who had witnessed the entire incident, walked
up to him and asked, "What the heck is going on?"

The drunk, still staring down at the sheets, replied, "I
think I just beat the shit out of a ghost."

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

hehe...a lil joke care of my sister-in-law (it sounds so cool to say that)

posted by Bradimon @ 7:14 p.m.